High Expectations?!?!

So Carter, being the sweetheart that he is, put together and sent a package for me for my graduation. I am always thrilled with anything he ever sends because I think it is so sweet of him to think of me and spend his survival money to make sure I have nice things from him on special occasions. It was so perfect that I actually received it the DAY of my graduation. I opened the package and inside was a poncho that had been knitted by a woman he knew in Africa where he is serving. Even though I've actually never considered wearing a poncho, I was ecstatic to have this one that meant so much to me because it was from Carter and I'm sure he paid the lady a good amount of money to have her make it. I wanted him to know how appreciative I was that he had taken the effort to make and send it to me, so I tried to doll it up and make it look like I would actually consider wearing it in public, (not because it isn't nice, it is, just because, I guess poncho's just really aren't my style.) I put on some red heels that matched it and practiced some poses in the mirror for a few minutes to make it look like poncho wearing is as natural as can be. Then I made my sister take a few snap shots of me to send to him. He received the pictures and told me how glad he was that I had received it and how it looked so nice on me!
WELL........I just found out that the day he received the pictures, he wrote his mom saying this: "Okay I am laughing my head off right now! Please don't tell Jord, but that poncho was actually supposed to be a SKIRT! But she is wearing it as a poncho! The lady must have made it way too small."

Let me tell you all something........I couldn't even fit one leg into that "SKIRT" if I wanted to. He must have some dang high expectations. Can I add "drop 18 dress sizes" to my list of things to do before Carter gets home? Cause I think I just did!